Boys! Your late! Again! Sorry Mrs. Vernon. What's your Excuse this time Braden? I had to drive my golf cart to the supermarket to get my mom potatoes. Thats weird but ok, what's your excuse Frank? Ok so I had to um take 3 showers because I took 1 shower then I wet outside and jumped in my pool but what I didn't know was that my dog had peed in it so I had to take another shower and after that shower I did 7 bellyflops into a giant mud puddle and then I had to take my third shower, so yeah. Are you shore that's what happened Frank? Yes Mrs. Vernon. Ok last but not least Chris what happened to you. Ok so this is what happened, I built a rocket ship and I flew to Neptune and then I called Pizza Hut for pizza but they said they only deliver to mars so I had to float to mars because my ship broke when I landed on Neptune and 3 hours later I finally got to Mars and then I called Pizza Hut and they said they only deliver to the sun. So I had to build another rocket ship and fly to the sun but then I realized that I would die if I flew to the sun so I knew that they were just messing with me. But then I used my rocket ship to fly back to earth and believe it or not I landed right on top of a Pizza Hut building and so I got out of my rocket ship and went into Pizza Hut and got pizza. And then I realized they were talking a different language so I knew I was in China so after that I swam across the Pacific Ocean to California and then I stole a car from mcdonalds and I got the keys from the person and drove from California to NYC and I knew I was close to Florida which is where we live and then I walked to Pennsylvania and this young lady named Grace gave me tickets to go on a plane to Florida so I walked to the airport and I got on gate 7 and it took me to Miami, Florida. And at that point my mommy was looking for me so I saw her at my house with police trying to find me so I ran to my mom and said I missed you and she said it was the year of 9082. So I ran to school as fast as I could and it was on fire so I ran in to save as many people as I could and then I found out the school wasn't on fire because I was at a abandon house not the school so I ran to the real school and then I came here and then my teacher said Boys! Your Late! Again! And then we had to explain why we were late and my story was amazing I went to space and Pizza Hut couldn't deliver and it was just awesome. Narrator: by then Chris with his story had gathered the whole school including the teachers and even the principle! EVERYONE GO BACK TO YOUR CLASS! Principle Casey yelled. Sorry! sorry! sorry! Sorry! sorry! sorry! sorry!
Ok that was a very very very weird story. But know we have to get on with... ( Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring) schools over!? What!? Bye class!
