Never did never will One Direction Story

Beginning of the beginning

Lets think about this.

I am a girl.

Do I have to wear lip gloss and mascara?

No.

Do I have to put on heels and flats?

No.

Do I have to wear dresses and skirts and  

bake cookies and such?

No.

Do I have to like one direction?

No, but everyone wants me to/makes me.

I don't get why you need to like them. They are guys, like the ones that walk past you everyday on the street. They are people, in which you see everyday and also you are one.

So I don't get the big deal.

Why does everyone love one direction?

To me, they look like 5 guys who love attention and having girls lie at their feet, begging to be their boyfriend or future husband.

I can tell that out of those guys, that guy, Harold, or Harry or whatever, is one huge player. And he uses his status to get everyone to do whatever he wants them to do.

Which equals to a stupid and obnoxious and selfish jerk.

The others, not so much.

But it still doesn't mean I like them though.

For example, that dude that was called daddy direction, he shaved his head for a cause. Now that's called being a good person.

I think people are going to try and auction for that piece of hair, which is unbelievable.

I cut my hair about 30 cm for someone to make a wig. It made me super happy.

But no one tried to auction for mine. Which is kind of normal.

Let me rephrase that. It is normal.

I'm the only one who doesn't get why everyone is dying to meet these boys.

Also another reason is because my friends talk non stop about them.

Well, there's the "hazza" lover Grace

The Niall-crazy girl Jadyn

Tomlinson's "future wife"  Kristy

Liam payne's all time #1 fan Megan

Zayn's so called lover Emma Kate

So, here's how it all started.

Kaylyns POV

"Did you see tommo last night? He was so adorable!!!!!"

"Zayns eyes are so mesmerizing. I have kissed his poster, like, over a million times!"

"Liam is so sweet! Such a sweetheart."

"OMG. Niall got his braces off and he looks fantastic. He was wonderful before them too, but I love him without braces too."

"I wonder why tommo-"

I snap.

"WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT BOYBAND!"

They all look at me.

I sigh. "I know you love them, but can you please give me a break guys? They are all you talk about these days. I'd rather listen to the stuff about dating than this."

Jadyn gives me a innocent smile.

"Well, why don't we talk about dates? Oooh, Megan, I heard someone ask you out! Is it true?"

Megan blushes a deep red.

Oh, how easy it is to read her.

Megan replies, "Well, it was zack, and he came up to me and I started talking. Like how the weather was like-

Grace interrupted. "You started taking about the weather?"

Megan huffs. "I didn't know what to say, alright?"

Megan continues. "I was talking about the weather and all of a sudden he grabbed me by the wrist and hugged me. I was so surprised. Then he said "I love you. I know you don't love me back, but can we stay like this just a little but longer?" And I said ok, and I hugged him back, and we had that moment for about 5 minutes."

She sighs. "He was so cute. Not as cute as my zayn, but still cute."

Emma asks, "are you going out with him though?"

She replies. "Nope. Cuz I know he will just dump me because I have a liking to zayn."

I budge in. "You don't know about that though. He could be okay with it."

She looks at me in the eyes. "Really kaylyn, you think he would?"

I nod.

"You are so dense, kaylyn." cried jadyn.

"Hey!"

"Do you really think that a guy will go out with you even if you are a fan of the most hottest guys in the world? Really?"she questions me.

"Well, for your information, they aren't the hottest guys in the world. Yes he would be jealous, but I think he might get used to it if she doesn't talk about him that much." I reply with confidence in my voice.

I hope that got to her though.

"I don't like this conversation!!!!!!" I cry out with annoyance in my voice.

"But you said you would listen to dating rather than one direction." says Emma.

I shake my head in frustration.

Why can't life be easier? They torture me everyday with this.

One day, I'll explode.

If they talked about Taylor swift, I wouldn't care.

But because its one direction, it drives me crazy.

One reason.

BECAUSE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER IN ONE DIRECTION!