A Spitting Image

Bremma??

-DJ's POV-

Okay, to be honest this whole 'war' thing is getting out of hand... And I'm the one who started it!! For instance Mitch, Jerome, and Vikk had been getting drunk as hell... Like seriously! And I kinda tore apart the couch the other day, and kinda broke a table, charging through it... Let's just say Jerome is a runner. But we are tearing the house apart and I don't think Rob is too happy... Or Preston, or Lachlan... Yup. I can't even get right to the point. I took a couple pounds to the head, let's just say I like head butting stuff, mostly because when I was young, I was dropped on my head and now I barely feel anything.

I needed to spend more time with Emma, Preston, Lachlan, and Rob. The ones who DON'T get drunk... Ehem... JEROME MITCH AND VIKK!!

Well anyways, I need to become sane again. I've been too crazy lately, and I think I may have a concussion, like I care...

We decided to do a Ghost Pepper challenge. We brought in Choco mostly because he acted so 'tough' in Preston's challenge video with the hobanero... But I knew I could do this. I like never, ever taste the spiciness in things... So Preston recorded...

"Hey guys It's Preston and today... My friends... Is the death of me..." Preston started off.

"Not us!! Kenny and Brandon yelled in the background. We forced them into the frame...

"Well your doing it with us you plebs!!" Preston shouted out.

"Oh god... I don't want to do this..." Rob stuttered, observing the pepper.

"Oh, and I forgot! We are joined here with, Flobert... And two lovely cactuses, DJ, who is mostly behind the camera, and she's my little daughter, and Emma!" Preston stated.

"What about me?? Doesn't anyone want to hear about the little Aussie?" Lachlan said shoving Rob to fully fit into the frame.

"And me!" Choco said.

"Only for banterous sakes..." Emma said.

"No, this is all banter, just because he's "so tough"" I said rolling my eyes sarcastically.

"Quit Stalling!" Kenny yelled jumping Into the frame.

"Okay.. On three... I just want to say... I love ya..." Preston said smelling the pepper.

"Okay... 1" Lachlan said.

"2" Rob stuttered.

"3!!" Emma and I said at the same time, while all of us shoved the Pepper into our mouths.

"WHOLY CACTUS!!" Preston blurted out.

"Oh... FISH!! FISHY FISH FISH!!" Lachlan bellowed, pacing back and fourth.

"Oh... Ohhh... OHH!!! OHHHH!!!!!" Rob said freaking out.

"NUUU!!!" Emma said, shaking Lachlan, trying to take her mind off of her mouth.

"What are you guys talking about? This is nothing!!" I said, swallowing the pepper, and starting the timer.

"Timer, started!" I said.

"Oh... Dude!!!" Rob puffed.

"How??? How are you not rolling around in pain." Rob said finishing his sentence, still puffing.

Choco was rolling around on the counter, and Preston was showing the tears in everyone's eyes, except mine of course.

"This is banter alright..." I said chuckling at Emma, her face even more red than a... A... A tomato... I guess...

"Shut up ya cactus jones!" Preston said, now doing push-ups to take his mind off of the pepper.

"Wow... Push-ups?? Now?" Choco said with tears in his eyes.