David Cameron's Pork Addiction

Part 4: Revenge

The oinker wanted payback on David for the unwanted shag he gave it, he needed a plan, fast, before teh oinker could think of anything he man grabbed it and flew away towards David Cameron's igloo, once dey were there teh oinker shanked David's door down with a rusty spoon and then a flood of photo peoples ran inside, taking pictures of David to make memes out of later, teh pig then smacked David's knee with its power feet and then dumped him in a dumpster behind Aldi which he was then shanks by some chavs in trackie bottoms with toothbrushes,