One morning I was having a peace full sleep until I heard "DING DONG DING DONG". As soon as I heard that I ran down stairs like a little kid on Christmas time. I saw a nasty old hobo at my door step. Look like he had some drugs to sell so I snatched the box he had and slammed the door. I opened the box and what was in side amazed me its was a doge. I fed my doge burritos and beans so it can learn how to fly by farting it farts smelt like shit!
Anyways we flew to outer space and went to Japan. In Japan we became famous and we were in adds for cereal and etc. After we became famous I breed my doge with a chines dragon and became even more famous. After I breed it I pushed it off a cliff :D! I watched it as it slowly died :D! " Knock knock" I say "who's there?" Random person asks "Orange" I answer "Orange who" random person asks "Orange You glad It wasn't peta" I answer!
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MLG DERP BOOK of QUICKSCOOPS/jk
AcakWARNING:This story may have some strong language or subject so as parent permission. ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS DERP!
