Randoms

Jokes?!

Ok so I saw this joke in Youtube. So here it is...

Teacher: Why were you late

Student: I was told to do something.

Teacher: What?

Student: I was told to go to the worst place I could think of. At first I didnt know where, but then I am here now.

Teacher: *mentally facepalms*

Ok, corny joke. Nevah mind! Next one...

Birthdays according to:

Men: I will throw big parties for everyone to come!

Women: Nooo! I am getting older! Noo!

Me: Yey! I am gonna have a lot of gifts!

Ok, next one! (A/N: I cant think of any jokes so lets get to riddles!)

Instructions: Put your answers in the comments and in the next 2 chapters you will get a shoutout and I will tell the answers with explainations.

1. What has 4 eyes but can not see?

2. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a week but never in a thousand months?

3. Can a match box?

4. There are 5 apples in a basket. I gave my friend 3 apples. How many did I get?

5. A football fan can tell the score of a football game before the start of the game. How was this possible?

6. When is Cheryl's Birthday?
(A/N: This riddle has no clues so if you seriously dont know the answer just search it in Google. This riddle went viral this April 2015.)

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