"Before we can begin our mission, we need you to be more adapt to that weapon of yours. What did you call them again?" Dee asked. "Twins, just 'Twins' no 'The' just 'Twins' and no more."
"Okay? Let's go with that. First part: Grappling of prey without damaging. What your gonna do is, Launch the chains and it will have a claw as the head. No spikes, sharps nor strong gripping, just a normal claw. That will catch the prey or enemy." he explained "Which button? it has like 4 buttons each. Handles, sides and below. And also "Boooo!" where not like sharp graps?" i complained. "Well, you kill with the blade not with the Claw."
"Ugghh! Fine. Here goes."
1st button on the side left for left blade and right for right blade. "Voodoo Enhanced switch lets see how many it has. One, two, three, four, five,.., ten! Boy counting takes up a lot in my head! Snack break!" i shout
I didn't study okay?! and i get hungry when pressured.
"Next button, Downsy. Blade rotator? Can this be used for digging and stuff?" i question "Yep. The only thing we didn't upgrade is it having diamond edge to cut up literally Everything. Even the Royal Weapons." Dee said.
"Last but not the least, Upsy--"
"Careful! Don't point it in my thing! Point in in the Dummy's thing instead!"
"Why don't i just point it at your nipple and twist it until it pops off?"
"Just test it on the Dummy! Don't say me and Harley are the dummies." he shouted loudly. "Okay, okay. Sorry about it. Let's grapple some dummies!"
Boom! a chain pops out and... No claw...! "The heck?! Where's the Claw?" we both shouted. "Dee! I found the claw you were looking for-- What's that epic fail for a grappling?" Harley is just as weird talker as i am.
"Dee, you said it had a claw. I think you have S.T.M.L. as well.... I feel SO sorry for you." i said pitifully "Harley which claws did you found? The one with a hand like or an animal like claw?"
I begin to question about the Hand like claw... "Neither. I found the Claw Machine claw. Two actually." Harley replied.
"Perfect, now i need to borrow those Twins of yours. A Little bit of this, a melting of these, griping them, and Vouala! It's ready for testing, if it doesn't work... Back to the Drawing Board!" Dee exclaimed. Pressing Upsy button again and now it grabs the dummy. "Oh, it doesn't retract. Evil! I have to pull it?! You People are monsters!" I keep crying over little things! How funny is that? Lol :O
"Kid, you need proper exercise, if not you can't protect yourself, if you aren't active enough... You might get caught or worse, Killed in battle." Harley explained "Battles are meant to be deadly. You either win with glory or die with honor or humility. I care about you guys! I might be like a sister to you but, I have my own choices. I wanna be useful in my own way! Can't you see i am practically ready lines from a book?! I can't say defensible words continuously! I love you two. Like brothers! (Right in the friendzone~)" I cried
"You made us cry a bit and at the same time pierced your relationship with us. Let's continue with training." Dee responded.
After 5 hours of tiresome training later~
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The MaDnEsS
RandomThe 4 Kings, Queens, Jacks and the 10 Soldiers of Each, The Jokers and The Girl that will prevent them from killing Mad Man. She is the only one who could stop the Hunt for Mad Hatter.