"I CHOOSE...." Jeremy started.
Dis is the moment of truth. THE MOMMMENT OF TRUTH!
"....I CHOOSE AUTHOR!"
//le gasp// REALLY?! IM SO EXCITED!
"Nah, I-I was just m-messing with ya! Y-your gonna be f-forever alone!" Jeremy said to author like a zebra.
Author is now gone.
"BUT WHO IS THE ONE U CHOOOOSE?" Fritzzy asked.
"I-I CHOOSE THE R-READER!" Jeremy yelled.
"WHAT?!?!???! BUT I'm BETTER!" Vincent complained.
"nO Y-YOUR NOT U R-RABBIT!"
"I take offense to that!" Bonnie yelled.
Jeremy took the reader's hand and left Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, and never, ever returned. He was never heard from by anybody again. Most people believe that he now lives in Narnia, a better place for him to be able to live and produce a new species known as the jERMILIANS.
"JEREMY, YOU BASTARD!" Mieek yelled.
"nO! NO YOU BITCH!" Fritzzy cried.
"GET BACK HERE! GET BACK HERE AND LOVE MEH!" Scoot yelled for love.
"I WANNA FUCK!" Vincent wanted to fuck very badly.
(Go fuck yourself Vincent.)
