Your favourite'dad' joke he says

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Simon: 2 fishes in a tank... 1 said to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'

Tobi: A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'

Ethan: How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

Harry: How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, 'Ribbit, ribbit' and a horny toad says, 'Rub it. Rub it.'

Vikk: I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

Josh: I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'

JJ: I'm pretty good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

Eyyy the puns were strong with this one.

Which one is your favorite comment here and comment what other things I should do.

Js I write a load at one time but post them every so often. Hopefully daily. What I manly do it write 5 at the weekend for the week and write 2 on Friday and so one...

Don't forget to vote and do the comment thingy!

-Dad/Amelia

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