He Kills His Mum At The End

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Brendan put his beer in my fridge again, and didn't get trouble. I've had trouble nine times this week and Brendan hasn't had any. That's not fair because he put his beers in my fridge and doesn't get trouble about it, and I still get trouble for getting my mouth on things. It's my things anyway.

It's not fair. Why doesn't Brendan get trouble anymore? Since he started Big School he doesn't get trouble and I still do... Big School is for gay people. Brendan is a big gay-man who goes to school for faggots. Anyway he doesn't know... my hair is better and all the girls at care said so. Mum said that they said.

Mum and dad aren't home and I'm the man of the house when they're not here so I can use google. I can turn safe-search off now since Kieran showed me how. Annie from care said that the hair in your pants is called "pyoobs", but nothing like in the pants hair is there...

It's spelled "pubes"! Ohhh! Oh.

These are big dicks... bigger than mine. Big dicks mean it's harder to pee so it must be really hard to pee for these guys. I don't look at dicks because I'm not gay, and even girls who look at dicks are gay. Google's images is even better than dads old hard drive that he gave me. It only had pictures of him and mum from before all of us and when they were in the old house, and some music that I reckon he was gay to.

These vaginas aren't like the ones at the news shop though, the ones at the news shop don't have Pubes and they are really sexy chicks. I like the hair though... I'm getting a stiffy, and I can smell it. The smell is making me fuzzy and tingle. When my dick goes tingle I masturbate it, like a shotgun, because my dick is big like a big gun but it's still easy to pee.

Bad boy Liam, you're nakey and you've got a big hard dick. Thinking about Mum's pubes makes me feel more tingle, I bet they're big like her hair. Pull it harder Liam, you naked boy. If you pull it good enough mum will let you see her pubes. If I saw mum's pubes I would make dick yoghurt.

I'm going to make the dick yoghurt.

"Oh for Christ sake Liam!"

"I- I was just-"

I always hear them come home... she's going to tell all my friends. She's going to tell everyone about her pubes in front of everyone, and tell them about my cum and that I'm bad.

I don't want this much trouble.