Professaur: Today we will be studying the skull from my lunch.
(Professaur burps, class stifles laughter)
Professaur: You there, in the front. How delicious do you think it was?
Studentsaurus 1: Well, sir, it looks like it was especially stringy and tough meat.
Professaur: Good, good. Alright, you with the hand up. Question?
(Studentsaurus 2 lowers arm)
Studentsaurus 2: No, sir, it's just that, judging from the structure of the skull, it was a velociraptor.
(Class remains silent)
Studentsaurus 2: The really fast tiny things.
All: Ohhh.
Studentsaurus 2: They taste delicious despite the lack of meat on the bones. I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, sir.
Professaur: Excellent, Todd. Plus five on our next test for you.
(Todd beams a toothy grin, class snickers)
YOU ARE READING
Prehistoric Professor
Science FictionThe various lessons and exploits of dinosaurs in the classroom. "If birds are descended from dinosaurs, and if parrots and macaws and stuff are super intelligent, why wouldn't it be possible to assume that some dinosaurs were super smart?"
