(Long tail passes the classroom in a blur)
Studentsaurus 3: TINY THIIIIEEEEF!!!
(Class runs after the velociraptor in a line)
Professaur: Save some for me!
(Todd approaches Professaur)
Todd: Sir, if we eat the plant-eaters, and the plant-eaters eat plants, and the plants convert sunlight and water into the energy they need, what does the sun eat?
Professaur: Why didn't you go with the others?
Todd: I, I had a large breakfast, sir. Do you know the answer to my question?
(Todd shifts uncomfortably, Professaur grins)
Professaur: I have no idea.
Todd: Oh. Can you tell me why turtles are green?
Professaur: Nope.
Todd: Okay. Just one last question.
Professaur: What is it, Todd?
Todd: What are humans?
(Professaur laughs)
Professaur: You should know, Todd. Humans are just a myth. A fairy tale. They're not real.
(Todd smiles)
Todd: You're right, sir. Nothing that awful could exist.
(Class walks back in)
Studentsaurus 4: We didn't get it.
Professaur: Better luck next time!
YOU ARE READING
Prehistoric Professor
Ciencia FicciónThe various lessons and exploits of dinosaurs in the classroom. "If birds are descended from dinosaurs, and if parrots and macaws and stuff are super intelligent, why wouldn't it be possible to assume that some dinosaurs were super smart?"
