The Hated Uzumaki (Minato Love Story)

Babysitting

Ayako/Tatsuya POV:

"MINATO! KUSHINA! AKI! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!" I scream. Minato, Kushina, and Akihara are on the ground rolling in laughter. Ok, so, your probably wonder how I got here. Well let me back up a little bit.

~~FLASHBACK~~

Me and my team are currently standing in front of the Hokage.

"Today you are going to babysit Akihara, Negumi's son." The Hokage oredered. As soon as I heard babysit I started to glow with happiness.

"HOW OLD IS HE!" I exclaim. The Hokage looks at me weirdly, "4 years-old, why?" The Hokage says, still looking at me weirdly.

"OH MY GUUURRDD!!! I LOVE 4 YEAR-OLDS! THEY'RE SO SMALL AND INNOCENT!!" I squeal. Everyone sweat drops

~~TIMESKIP, STILL IN FLASHBACK~~

We walk over to where we are meeting Akihara, and when I see him, I squeal.

"OH MY GOD! KUSHINA-CHAN HE'S SO FU-LIPPING CUTE!!!" I scream. I continue this for like, half-an-hour, BUT IN MY DEFENSE! Akihars is the cutest thing on the planet. Anyway, before I can fully register his adorableness, I realize I'm upside down in a tree.

"Huh?"

~~PRESENT~~

*Sighs* So that's how I got stuck in a tree.

"Akkiiiii-kuuuuunnnn." I whine. He sticks his tongue out at me.

I smirk, "Aki-kun, do you know how baby's are born?" Kushina and Minato pale.

"You wouldn't dare..." they say at the same time.

"I dare." I smirk.

"How?" Aki-kun asks innocently. Kushina and Minato jump to cover his ears but I throw 2 kuni at each of their pant legs.

"Well, when a man and woman love each other very much, they go to the shrine of The Baby Ging. And if the man and women's love is true, he will bestow them a baby." I say proudly.

Kushina and Minato stare at me before falling to the ground laughing, while Aki-kun processes this new information.

"W-what?" I ask confused. 'what's so fucking funny? Is there something on my face? Lunar do you know?' 'I don't know, that's how you make babies, the Mizukage told us herself.' Lunar says confused.

"We actually thought you were going to tell him hiw babies are made!" Minato laughs. I hang there confused.

I furrow my eyebrows, "but, that is how babies are made. The Mizukage said so herself." I say. They stare at me blankly.

I look at Aki-kun. "Aki-kuuun, can you let me down now?" I plead.

"ONLY IF WE GET ICE CREAM!" Aki-kun yells.

I beam at him, "Deal!"

Aki-kun beams as well. "YAY!" He cuts me down and we start running to get ice cream. I look at Minato and Kushina who are looking at the place I was.

"COME ON GUYS!" I yell and smile. They look at each other and back at me.

"That's not how babies are made." They say at the same time, AGAIN!

I frown, "Yes it is."

They sigh, "Let's get Jiraiya-sensei to tell her." Minato tells Kushina. She nods.

"What? Tell me what?" I ask confused.

They both smile, "Nothing~" Kushina sings.

-Extended Ending-

"Jiraiya-sensei, Minato and Kushina says that the baby king God doesn't make babies is that true?"

I look at Jiraiya-sensei curiously. He smiles at me.

"No, they aren't."

I look at him wide eyed, "No way, then, how are they made?" I ask him sitting on the grass.

He blushes a dark red. "Well, how detailed do you want me to tell you?" He asks.

I look at him intently. "Every. Last. Detail."

He smiles pervertedly. "Well if you say so, babies are made when a man and woman #*%%]\|~|]®>&@?'$"_+@' and then #$:$'(=($;_@&~™]|«|>®~|>[ and lastly :$;_8(+();-?-?_/:$;@€¥]~®. And that's how a baby is made.

I look at him in confused, "what does :&®<[«€&©{ mean?" People walking by give us weird looks. Jiraiya-sensei pats my head,

"Ask Minato he'll tell you."

I smile at him, "OKAY!"

I run over to Minato, Kushina, and Aki-kun.

"Minato, what does :8®<[«€&©{ mean?" He and Kushina blushes deeply.

"W-why?"

I look at him with a 'duh' face, "Because Jiraiya-sensei says that's how you make babies, and when I asked him wjat it ment, he said to ask you." 

Minato glares at Jiraiya-sensei.

"Ayako."

'whoa this must be serious if he's using my real name' I look at him intently, "Babies are made by the Baby God." He says seriously.

I smile brightly, "I KNEW IT!!"