I casually turn my head and make sure no one is looking. Then me and Elizabeth race toward the Walmart bathroom! Chocolate in one hand, and my change of shorts in the other! We stride in the biggest stall, and start applying the effects.
First we melt the chocolate on a small bag under the steaming hot water, then I change shorts and apply the chocolate over the shorts and down my leg. Next, we get a piece of toilet paper and stick it to my butt, then slather my hands in more chocolate!!! Me and Elizabeth die of laughter! We love playing practical jokes on people.
After we add the finishing touches, I look in the mirror at our creation. We each nod in approval. We walk out arm in arm, through Wally-world and we talk with a serious expression on our faces. We do everything we normally would do in Walmart. We can see people taking pictures and laughing and that's the plan! We pretend to wonder what everyone is pointing at...
I turn around but Don't see anything so I ignore the comments. Finally, me and Elizabeth get called up to the managers station. He tells us to sit down but takes back his remark upon seeing my rear end. He ask us what is going on? We look at each other and complains its just another day. His face turns a slight shade of being and ask me to explain my butt...
I am flabbergasted at his remark and Elizabeth points out that I have the runs to the manager. He turns red as a tomato and apologizes for the remarks. We leave the room and laugh historically!!!!!!! I change into my original shorts and walk to the car. We each pull out our bucket list for the summer, and check off number one. We smile, and plan out next event. Only 29 more to go!
