Coffee Stained Band Tee

Bitter

What if,Mcdonalds could get my order right

What if, my pandora could play the right song

What if, she's not asking for it.

What if, we just stay out of other peoples shit.

What if.

What if I'm just bitter. Like cold coffee on frigid days, like clothes shopping and when your shirt is too small,yea I tend to feel a little bit bitter. I pull over my hoodie for the day and fill my thermos with 'dirty bean juice' or otherwise known as coffee and head out the door to Target where women of all ages walk thru the clothing isle and think 'only if I looked like her,then i could pull of something like that' or' why would I pay so much money for clothes that can barely manage to cover my butt' Yes, I work at target where every once and a while you can make it past the dollar section with out looking. The target where you hope you have enough change left so you can buy your self a tall whatever's at Starbucks so you don't look fat when you try and look sexy for the cashier guy because he is 'totes adorbs'. I'm no "Alex from target" but I am Vince...from target.

I'm not overweight I swear

just hand me the large

But don't forget, I really don't care.

Clothes shopping for the bare

Minimum.

Crying in the bathroom

Because 'it doesn't fit'

clothes shopping

Can't take the hint,I'm not a zero

Thanks tho.

For the third time today, a women is crying because she is reminded of the socially acceptable size and amount of curves. And I am confronted with a choice. Go tell her to screw the world and be happy,tell her she looks cute in the dress that couldn't make Cara Delevingne look hot. Which is a natural effect she was born with. Or I could continue to remove the clothes off the return rack like I heard nothing...

'Angry person' that I am not

Though I am often caught

Ranting on about if we all just stopped!

Little girls wouldn't have their tears mopped

Up off the floor and the door would be open with out the fear of rape.

Little kids used to fear the boogeyman now they are terrified of being the wrong shape

having the wrong shoes or t shirts even.

Soon enough they'll be dry heaving because they aren't the right shape, they don't have the right shoes.

Just keep swimming my dear then they'll hear

Your success screaming in their ear.

You won.

I think to myself on my drive home. My earbuds blast lyrical gold to my brain. 'I wonder if they would like me now..that I'm more bearable to gaze upon ' I think over the music. ' Ya'know now that I have a personality and everything' I pull up in the broken, pebble infested driveway nodding my head to the song currently playing.