"XXXXX! Get the f*cking door!"
"Ell, why can't you ever get it?"
"Because I'm busy!"
"Fine, but save me a leg." XXXXX gets the door and sees trick or treaters."What do you all want?"
"Candy!!!!!!!!!!" XXXXX looks at parents.
"Are always this annoying?" Parents nod and snicker a little. "Fine if it's candy you want, then here." 'Accidentally' gives a kid a arm that looks eaten and bloody with a bone sticking out of it. Kid looks at it in horror and so does the two others.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Their parents run after them, after the kids drop their candy bags. XXXXX walks back into house.
"Hey Ell!"
"Yea?"
"I got more candy! Let the Movie Marathon commence!"
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How to scare the living day lights out of little children Whenever and Wherever
ЮморI'm sorry to inform everyone that yes I do like scaring people to death, it's a hobby of mine especially on Halloween, here are some ideas that my friends have given me and some that I created myself.
