Harryestyles: hi!
Louistlouist: oops! Think you have the wrong user
Harryestyles: I do? Well... that sucks. Apologies !
Louistlouist: Don't worry, who were you meant to message
Harryestyles: oh nobody - only some guy I met at some cafe. Apparently he gave me the wrong name huh.
Louistlouist: apparently...well um you have a nice profile photo
Harryestyles: WHAT?! says you. That photo is nothing!
Louistlouist: are you kidding?! Compared to me anyway. Geez, your girl is lucky.
Harryestyles: that'd be my sister.
Louistlouist: ... oh my God I'm so sorry
Harryestyles: it is totally fine! And hey - I bet you're not even awful looking .... ps, are you like flirting
Louistlouist: (image attached) flirting? Nope. Only compliments, don't worry, I don't like you or whatever
Harryestyles: WHTA YOU ARE AMAZING YOURSELF!!!
Louistlouist: huh. Well. What's your name...and thanks, I guess
Harryestyles: not flirting...and duhhh, it's Harry.
Louistlouist: maybe you were using someone else's account, only checking . But yeah I'm Louis
Harryestyles: I'm checking out your profile
Louistlouist: please don't stalk me. Also, you have 2 photos on your account! Send more!
Harryestyles: MORE?! C'mon, I only just...well I haven't met you, have i? Hey, where are you from?
Louistlouist: fine, one more photo - only so I know you're a real human! And Doncaster.
Harryestyles: hey! I'm from Cheshire, cool ! And fineeeeee. .. (image attached)
Louistlouist: you're so good looking! (Not crushing...swear on it) and are you still looking at my pics... I hope you don't see my 2010 photos....
Louistlouist: omg Harry you're nOT REPLYING PLEASE TELL ME YOURE NOT LOOKING AT 2010 PICS
Louistlousit: Harry.... oh my god, you totally aRE YOU ARE LIKING THEM OUMUGOD I HATE YOU
Harryestyles: you don't hate me, you don't know me! And oh my god. Nice pics. Funny, real funny. Got a good laugh.
Louistlouist: no, I hate you.
Harryestyles: (image attached) .. and here is a photo of me in 2010! Let us both be embarrassed ! Ps, you don't hate me.
Louistlouist: (voice message attached 'i hate you')
Harryestyles: your voice is amazing
Louistlouist: I need to leave now...I guess because you are being ever so polite about my voice I don't hate you anymore...
Harryestyles: maybe I hate you ;)
Louistlouist: okay, hairstyles. See you...loser ;)
Harrestyles: hairstyles?
Louistlouist: yes, your user sounds like hairstyles.
Harryestyles: nooo, fine whatever it does. Why LouistLouist? And also, do you have to go?
Louistlouist: because my last name is Tomlinson. And what's it to you ?
Harryestyles: well maybe I'm enjoying speaking to you...
Louistlouist: but I need to leave, friends to be with. Blah blah.
Harryestyles: well aren't you lucky that you have friends...huh. bye Louis.
Louistlouist: YOU don't have friends?! You're making me procrastinate..... :)
Harryestyles: I am 21 and still live with my mother.
Louistlouist: huh, interesting. Okay, I really have to go. Got a little Irish fella screaming out the front of my house honking his horn because I'm taking wayyy to long chatting to you... and hey, maybe I'm enjoying speaking to you.
Harryestyles: don't take too long with your friend...actually, I don't even know you. Have a good time.
Louistlouist: and hey...you don't have friends? Well guess what buddy, you've just crossed paths with me! Soooo hey! New friend!
Louistlouist: goodbye, Harry.
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