Normal people vs. Warriors fans

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Normal people: Think that Harry Styles is cute
Warriors Fans: Know that Squirrelpaw is way cuter
Normal people: Name their cats after movie stars
Warriors Fans: Name their cats after warriors
Normal people: Call them kittens
Warriors Fans: Call them kits
Normal people: Think it's a twig with marks
Warriors Fans: Know it's Jayfeather's stick
Normal people: Say, "He's bald!"
Warriors Fans: Say, "It's Rock!"
Normal people: Think that cool powers are telekenesis or flying
Warriors Fans: Think that super senses, dream walking, and invincibility are better
Normal people: would call warrior fans insane nerds.
Warriors Fans: Would take that as a compliment.
Normal People: Can talk forever how their crush is hot
Warrior Fans: Can defend that Spiderleg or Lionblaze is hotter
Normal People: Play catch
Warrior Fans: Play mossball
Normal People: Think that clans of cats are insane
Warrior Fans: Wish they could be in a clan
Normal People: Call them inches, feet, yards, and meters
Warrior Fans: Call them mouselengths, taillengths, foxlengths, and treelengths
Normal People: Wouldn't put this on their profile
Warrior Fans: Are copying and pasting right now..

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