Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages. Be ready to be amazed, shocked, maybe even horrified. What you are about to read is fiction or maybe not. If you are saddened by mistreatment, or even suicide please go to the ticket booth and get a refund. If you are brave, or have the soul of a freak please come in. We are always accepting new arrivals. So hand over your admit one. And without further ado.
Welcome to the Freak Show.
