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 I  don't wanna know how Faygo gets all hissy
I don't wanna know how Karkat gets so pissy
I don't wanna know how---(KARKAT: HOW YOU'RE SUCH AN IGNORANT SHITSPONGE?!)
I don't wanna know how motherfuckin' magnets work!

So slam a FAYGO!
These beats are gonna make you wanna wiggle
Slam FAYGO!
This laughsassin's gonna kill you with a giggle
Slam FAYGO!
Bake some slime pies and then watch those bitches jiggle
Slam FAYGO!
Damn Tav, you're so fuckin' sexy
(TAVROS: uHH,)

CHORUS:
honk honk honk, honk ho~nk
honk honk honk, honk ho~nk
honk honk honk, honk ho~nk
MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs :o)
honk honk
honk honk
MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs :o)
honk honk
honk honk
MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs :o)

I don't wanna know how this wicked sweet elixir flows
I don't wanna know where did my fuckin' sea goat lusus go?
I don't wanna know how little wrigglers are born
I don't wanna know where I get my motherfuckin horns

TEREZI:
Your words smell DE-LICIOUS!
Like a bottle of that grape flavored Faygo, DE-LICIOUS!
It's smelling, smelling good!
Bet it also tastes DELICIOUS!
(Gamzee: I don't know what motherfuckin' color's what)
TEREZI: DE-LICIOUS! Damn, Gamz!
VRISKA: Terezi, shut the fuck up.

(chorus)

GAMZEE: Gonna make you sweat
EQUIUS: That makes me wet,
EQUIUS: I need a towel... HIGHBLOOD!
(x2)

Hoooooonk.... It's a motherfuckin' miracle.  


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⏰ Last updated: Sep 28, 2015 ⏰

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