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...I'M BEAUTIFUL! // Harley x Joker // ZOZOEEBO

...I'M BEAUTIFUL! // Harley x Joker
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Written by:
Zozoeebo

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Harley burst out laughing as the pie sprung out of Poison Ivy's favourite plant and connected with her face with a satisfying splat.
Ivy wiped away the cream from her eyes and growled at the clowns who were laughing in front of her.
"S-sorry Red" Harley said between giggles, "Calm your rose buds plant" The Joker said grinning "it was only a joke" he added mockingly.
"Last. Straw." Pamela growled, venom dripping on her every word.
She walked over to one of her plants and plucked a large bright red fruit off of an unusual looking tree and threw it at the clowns' feet.
A pink gas flew into the air as the pair started to cough before the air cleared and Harley raised an eyebrow.
"Was that supposed to do something to us plant?" Harley said her accent disappearing completely.
A confused look crossed her face as she looked down at herself "well...I wasn't really expecting that" she said laughing.
"Mista Jay!?" The Joker said looking at Harley in complete shock as Ivy smirked in front of them.
The Joker looked at his hands "...I'M BEAUTIFUL!" He squealed hugging himself tightly.
"Don't crease the suit Harley" Harley said gruffly.
Harley started to bounce up and down on the ball of her feet "they're jiggly" she said before jumping and quickly wrapping her arms around her chest "ow!"
The Joker giggled, grinning and biting his lip "oh really Harley, do you want me to show you where it hurts most?" Harley snapped running at him.
The Joker's face filled with fear as he turned and ran towards Ivy.
Pamela stepped aside as the pair chased eachother around the green house Harley holding her mallet above her head.
"It will wear off in a few days!" She calls placing her hands on her hips while smirking.
The Joker skidded to a hault and burst into laughter pointing at Harley and placing a hand on his head "A few days!? Oh this is priceless!" He said while grinning evilly.
"What Harley!?"
"Oh you'll find out tomorrow morning!"
"What will I find out Harley?!" The clown girl said menacingly stepping forward.
"Oh don't worry Mista Jay! I'll bring ya ladies products, meds, heatpacks and The Notebook!"

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Hello!

This was way too much fun to write 😂

-Boo xx😊

Zozoeebo