Waiting For Love

Chapter 1

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stop   lying  with  those  words 

How I could tolerate sitting for six hours just listening to my subject teachers still baffles me to this day. I stared at the sky outside in the window and I suddenly thought of something random. Let me tell you, my thoughts are really...random. Like right now I'm thinking about what Ariana Grande could be doing right now. Is she taking a dump? Or does she watch porn too? Is she watching one right now? 

What about the planet Mars? Is it blushing like a tomato now that it's got everyones attention from the recent discovery that they found liquid on the red planet? Or how did the first person who discovered that horses could be ridden thought of it? Like did he just thought that 'This thing looks like it can carry my ass. I should ride it like the king that I am and make it take me to places.'  

Yes, I'm weird like that but don't we all have a weird side? 

I vaguely heard someone calling my name but I disregarded it as I thought that maybe that person was calling another person with the same name as me although I don't think there was another person here in the room with the same name as mine but whatever, I'm too lazy to move my head from the position it is in anyway.

"Mariella! Goddamn it!" 

I raised an eyebrow at the irritated tone and finally, I turned my head to the side just to see the irritated expression of my best friend. 

"How many earbuds should I buy just so I could avoid on calling your frigging name five times?" 

"Just one would be fine." I replied, beaming an innocent smile. 

She rolled her eyes and sighed, reminding me of that time when my mother would sigh at me like dealing with me was annoying but I don't blame her because I do think that sometimes I really am annoying especially when I would talk to myself in the mirror, pretending that I was talking to someone and then later on, I would end up irritating myself. How I do that to my own self surprises me.

"It's your turn to tell." 

Oh. My lips curved upon hearing that and I chuckled as I remembered the joke I saw on tumblr. Deena and I had this thing where we would tell the corniest joke we could ever make or find and I don't know, we just laugh our asses off because let's face it, corny jokes are funny. Not the joke but because it's so corny, you can't help but just laugh at it.

My chuckle became louder and upon seeing this, Deena started smiling herself. "Okay, ready?" 

"Shoot." she said with a nod. 

"Why did the banana go to the doctor?" 

Deena pursed her lips and stared at the ceiling as if the ceiling itself was gonna reveal the answer to my question. She was silent for a minute due to the fact that she was thinking about the answer, obvi.