Zodiac signs and my things that happen in my life

The signs after the party

The signs after the party
Aquarius : crumpled on the floor asleep
Pisces : using Aquarius as a pillow
Aries: wakes up in their own bed not hungover and ready to face the day
Taurus: fell asleep on the couch and woke up completely unsure of the nights events
Gemini : sad that they left after seeing all of capricorns pictures
Cancer: woke up in bathtub
Leo: some how managed to sleep walk and then woke up spooning the neighbors lawn gnome
Virgo: tries desperately to push libra who fell asleep on their lap off but fails and falls asleep as well
Libra: tried to give Virgo a lap dance then fell asleep on them
Scorpio: wakes up slightly hungover in bed with Sagittarius
Sagittarius: slept with Scorpio ( in the sexual way)
Capricorn: posted the blackmail on Instagram