are we there yet?

Chapter Two

uhm, i dunno about this chapter but yeah

Dipper had eventually fallen asleep again, he blinked lazily and looked around, confused that he was in a car.

"Good morning" Bill murmured, looking at him in the rearview mirror, a small smile gracing the demon's tired face.

"Why are you still driving, Bill you're going to exhaust your body if you don't go to sleep" Dipper pushed himself up and tried to climb into shotgun, eventually getting there and clicking the seatbelt.

"You're the one who needed sleep" Bill tapped the little digital clock, it read 2:34PM.

"You should have woken me up!" Dipper shouted, the car jerking a bit because Bill hadn't expected the man to yell.

Bill stared at the road quietly, "do you have your wallet" he asked plainly, not looking back over at him.

"Yeah, why?"

"Because I'm going to get liquor" he stated.

"You can't drink and drive though." Dipper frowned at him.

"That's why you're going to be driving" Bill slowed the car down, Dipper realizing they had made it to another small town.

The demon held his hand out for the wallet and Dipper reluctantly gave it to him, watching him leave.

He groped for his phone as he climbed into the drivers seat, feeling the need to call Mabel.

"Nnn yello'" Mabel said distractedly.

"Mabel" he hissed under his breath, looking out the window, "I think Bill is mad at me" he watched warily.

"Dip, I don't think he's mad at you." She sighed, something being set down. "You need to stop being so paranoid."

"But...He's going and getting booze, he almost never drinks anything other than a margarita!"

"Oh.." Mabel snorted, "he's probably aggravated with Stan for kicking you guys out, who knows maybe he's somewhat frustrated in the" she laughed, "sexual manor"

"Mabel!" He hissed, jumping harshly when Bill rapped his knuckles on the window, Dipper unlocking the car and watching Bill walk to the other side.

"I've gotta go" he hit the button quickly and Bill slid in smoothly, setting the bag on the floor.

"I'm not mad at you" Bill glanced over at him.

"Y-You heard us?"

"Sometimes when you think it gets frantic and loud" Bill rolled his eyes and leaned closer, pressing a kiss to his lips.

"O-Oh" Dipper stammered and blushed, looking away.

Bill reached down, pulling up the bar and sliding Dipper's seat back slowly. "I'm not trying to seem like I'm mad at you" he watched his face before crawling into his lap and straddling him. A grin tugged at his lips.

"But you know what is being out of the house means?" Bill leant and kissed at his neck gently, "we can be as loud as we want" he bit down, Dipper's breath hitching in his throat.

"Fuck" Dipper whispered and Bill rolled his hips languidly, his eyes half lidded.

"That's the point" Bill snickered and dragged his tongue along the bite, before moving on and sucking on one particular spot that had Dipper's back arching and his breath speeding up.

Dipper blinked rapidly and pushed Bill back, he swore he could hear a low growl grow in the demons chest but he ignored it. "Where are we"

Bill's lips pulled back into a sneer, "what if I want it to be a surprise" Bill purred and surged foreword, biting harder and trying to take Dipper's mind off of it.

"Bill"

"Portland, Ok? I was taking us to Portland!" He snapped and pushed off of Dipper, sitting in shotgun, his gloved fingers fumbling as he tried to grab the bottle.

"Bill stop" Dipper tried to put the bottle back but Bill ignored him and cradled it to his chest.

A soft laugh bubbled out of Bill before he started laughing louder, "It's only been what, twelve or thirteen hours of just us and" he stretched his legs out, "I'm already screwing up again" he trailed off and unscrewed the cap and took a long and slow drink from it.

"Bill..." Dipper managed to grab the drink and put it down. "You're tired...please just go to sleep" Dipper held his hands softly. "Please, I'll drive until you wake and and want to drive again, alright?"

Bill stared at him before heaving a sigh, "fine.."

"Good" Dipper kissed both of his hands softly, "if you don't mind me asking, why are we going to Portland?"

"Isn't that where your parents live?" Bill asked and Dipper nodded slowly, "well I thought we could stop there and sleep before driving on, I wanted to see the ocean" he looked at him.

"You've never seen the ocean before?"

"I have but I haven't been able to physically touch it" Bill closed his eyes, leaning back into the chair.

"Well, I'm going to make sure you get to feel the water then" Dipper ran his hand through Bill's hair slowly, watching as his chest rose and fell.

Eventually Bill rolled over and snored lightly, Dipper cranking the car up and pulling out of the parking lot.

"I love you"