Romeo and Juliet:::What Really Happened

This is wRomeo and Juliet transformed into what we say now-a-days. Not Thus and Thou, or Whom, and Upon. It's yo, and sup, ad whatever so yup, read!

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IT was that night...the night it all happened. The Montague and Capulet finally meet. It was at the party of The Capulet. Juliet and her mother was getting ready...in their costumes. Not realizing the real thing was about to happen.

"Juliet, promise me you will act like a lady."

"Whataver, mom."Juliet rolled her eyes, and spit her gum into a waste basket, "SCORE!!"

Ms. Capulet rolled her eyes, and said, "Juliet. Why must you actith this wayith?"

"Seriously. We're in the 21st century. No one say that. Don't be such a...such a...14th century person."Juliet punched her mom in the nose, and walked out, "goin to part-ay!"

"But, Juliet!"Ms. Capulet held her nose, as it bled furiously.

"Get over it, mom. Going to get drunk and stuff, buh-bye."Juliet strutted down the hallway shaking her butt on purpose. As she reached the second stair she tumbled down the stairway screaming, "Kooooooooooooooooooooooooop!"

Some guest stared at her and muttered to each other, "Koop?"

Just then Romeo walked in with some guy on behind him, who was wearing a long red dress, a brown curly wig, and fake boobs.  Romeo chuckled at some people staring. He shook his long shaggy hair like Justin Bieber, and said, "they're totally checking me out."

Juliet stood up, and looked around glaring at people who were glaring at her glare. Romeo noticed her and goes, "ooh. Who's the chick?"

"That is a Capulet, Romeo. Maybe thou shouldn't associate with the enemy."The friend of Romeos said.

"No, you're not getting the babe this time, I call dibs."Romeo said, and walked away toward the Juliet.

Juliet was at the food table, choking on crab legs, "ow! Stupid Crab!"

Yeah, instead of,  my beautiful lady how you catch the moonlight with your eyes, Romeo smiles and says, "hey, babe, whats your name?"

She looks at him and swallows the rest of the crab leg. She made a face and says, "um, Juliet, yo."

"I'm Romeo. And..."He stops and thinks of something polite to say, and he says in a high voice, and slightly nerdy, "you're hott."

She blushes, but smiles, "thanks."

"You blush...beautifully."He smiles.

All of a sudden a loud roar comes from the rear of Juliet and knocks over the buffet table, knocking it all to the floor. Some guests stare, and then run holding their nose.

You could hear people running and shouting:

"What was that foul noise!?"

"oh, the smell!"

"Whom let this gas be free?"

"My handkercheif is brown!"

"MY BABY'S ON FIRE!!!!"

Romeo looked at Juliet and abruptly grabbed his nose, "what was that?"

"I farted, duh! Sea food makes me gassy."She held her stomache and  laughed.

"It was...amazing. But, I can beat that!"He let a loud poot go, and it broke a picture on the wall, and right behind Romeo just happened to be the mother of Juliet. She stared at him with disbelief, "how foul!"

"Sorry, lady, Im in a contest."He shouted back. Her hair was straight back and her dress was blown off, so now she was a slip, and blouse.

"That was beautiful!"Juliet held her hand close to her heart, and smiled at him.

"Think that was great, check this out."He walked over to a little girl sipping tea, and sat in her lap, and then let out the world's most biggestr and stinkiest poot.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Mumma! Mumma!"She shouted, and squals under his sitting.

"Who says mumma anymore. It's mom, kid...get it right."He laughed and walked over to Juliet.

"Clever. But, Ill bet I kiss better."She winks.

He wiggled his eyebrows, and leaned in to kiss her, but she turned away, "Dude, not yet."

"But, you said-"she cut him off mid-sentance, "I gotta take a whiz, BRB."

She runs off and up the stairs. And soon he has to leave, so he runs off out into the clear, fresh air.

(The Balcony later that night)

"Oh, Juliet. you're so hott."Romeo shouts out side of Juliets closed bedroom window, "You mine, baby! We gone kiss, and stuff you know!"

Juliet opens the window and leans on the rail like a princess, but falls over it, and to her sudden death.

"Dang, we never kissed."Romeo sighed, sadly, "guess I better die to. Thats what Shakesphere said."He sighed again, and laid beside her.

All of a sudden a meteor falls and slams into him hard, and he dies with her.

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Juliets last thought:    Romeo, catch me! Dang, he didnt catch me.

Romeos last thought:   A meteor? Really? Ouch! That hurt!

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Well, this is a cute little story for you. Written by: Taytum Reid, and Ashley Smith. See, Ashley was going to write this for a paper due in English class, but changed her mind because it was....not appropriate, so I thought it'd be something funny to put on here. By the way she's XxGreen3EyesxX

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