Pokemon.
Pokemon is short for Pocket Monsters.
Pocket Monsters is PM when abbreviated.
PM also stands for Prime Minister.
Prime Minister has 13 letters in it.
13 is a prime number.
Prime number rhymes with slime cucumber.
Slime cucumbers are green.
You know what else is green? The illuminati triangle.
POKEMON IS ILLUMINATI:
CONFIRMED!
YOU ARE READING
Illuminati Members
RandomWho is the Illuminati? Let's find out. THIS IS JUST A JOKE AND IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND PEOPLE! Obviously enough, I don't own the pictures used or the franchises and businesses mentioned. I don't own the illuminati. Or do I?
