Staedtler.
Staedtler makes pencils.
Pencils smell good. So good. The scent should be an air freshener, honestly. Not that I'd waste money on that seeing as I can always just stick pencils up my nose to get the same effect for free, or like 50 cents if you count the cost of a pencil. But I guess really it's a dollar since you probably need two pencils for each nostril.
Nostril.
Nostrils come in pairs.
Like socks.
Socks rhymes with box.
Boxes are generally made from cardboard.
Cardboard has 9 letters.
√9 is 3.
3 is the number of sides a triangle has.
But let's venture a little further.
Staedtler ends in 'tler.'
And we all know a very controversial name that ends in those four letters...
Yup, whistler.
Whistler has the word his in it.
His is a pronoun used for a male.
Male is a 4 letter word.
Illuminati is a 10 letter word.
10 - 4 = 6
Six is a three letter word, just like the word eye which is a symbol of the Illuminati.
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