1.(ok your pillow is going to get lonely so get your pillow friends) steal pillows
2.(so people probably saw you steal those pillows) kill witnesses
Kid:ummmmmmm who are you 0__o
Me:*attack on Titan theme music comes on* hdjrkfjteasaetaatherfyrcuegy ghtirhuikpolnfsa
3.(this is an very important step name your pillows) name your pillows {my suggested names are Bob,two soups,pillow,Goldie and Pillow jr
4.(next your pillows need to get exercise take them on leash and leave the house)walk your pillows
Person:nice pillows
Me:thanks :3
5.(you will want to enter your pillows into competitions but they don't know tricks well teach them)Teach your pillows tricks
Me:Bob play dead
*Bob stays the same*
Me:good job Bob :3
Me:two soups lie down
*two soups stays the same 0__0*
Me:Good Job Two soups :D
Me:Goldie lie on your face
*Goldie stays the same >:D*
Me:pillow and pillow jr sit
*AND GUESS WHAT pillow and pillow jr stay the same*
Me:YAY GREAT Job :3
{a very dark time has come THE End Of The CHAPTER:d}
