Once apon a time...
Yeah ok, you probably didn't come here for a fairytale.
My name is... Well, you don't really need to know that just yet.
All that really matters is the fact.
The fact that Stagrons are real.
Ok, ok, I know what you're thinking.
Stagrons? Pffftt... That is soo dumb. That's just a combination of stags and dragons!
And, you would be right. Stag. Dragon.
For you slow people, it's a mix of two words. Stagron.
Anyway, let's get on with this.
