(This one is just a weird one...)
A man was dreaming that he was walking down a road and nobody was around. So he just kept walking and walking. Then stopped, he saw a woman with red curly short hair standing a ways away from him. Her shoulders were shaking and her back was facing him. She was crying, he took a couple hesitant steps toward her. He continued towards her the closer he got the more he realized that she wasn't crying she was laughing!
She turned around, her eyes were wide and she had a crazy smile on her face. She said,"Hi, welcome to McDonalds how may I help you?" She then laughed like a madman. Then she started coughing and heaving,"Hairball",She choked out. She grabbed his hand and started patting her back with his hand.
She turned and walked away and called back to him, "Thanks Gavin."
"It's Garrett",he told her and she came towards him and shook his hand....with the hand...she used to wipe her mouth....gross.
He looked down at his hand in disgust. He wiped it on his shirt and he finally awoke from this terrible dream.
He quickly sat up in bed.
"Hi darling, have a bad dream?"A voice called from the side of his bed.
......a terrible....familiar voice....shit....
He slowly turned his head towards her....the curly headed....devil was sitting there, smiling at him.
He glared at her and walked out of his bedroom but stopped. He heard a baby crying. He opened the door to a guest room and there was a baby crib. He crept towards the crib. He looked down at a infant who looked like the red head he saw earlier.
......wait....if there is a baby in my house and a woman....I'm not married!.....
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.............WTF.......................comment....vote....and I'm going to go....try to take my mind off of this weird...whatever this is.....
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weirdos!;p
