My name is Giovanni, and that's pretty much the most fascinating thing about me.
I live in a little town in Italy that we'll just call Zano, to save up precious precious...eye...energy!
To be honest, in my life, I've always been that introverted guy hanging out with those same few people during lunch breaks...you know the one.
I'm a tad shy, making social interactions just painful. Not too shy to hide, but enough to keep quiet.
There's not much love for videogames and gaming all together, here in this peninsula...! So that's what pretty much makes it difficult to socialize, considering I'm your average white gamer...
I have no brothers and no sisters, and I'm glad my parents decided one was enough. Brothers and sisters can be a real pain in the ass, and all you people who can relate to that know what I'm talking about!
Hope I don't sound as shallow as the goodwill box in our school...
Anyways, I know you want to get to the actual story!
Character introductions are boring!
Sucks that you can't equip anything on me, like a sword or a giant purple dildo!
And yes, there's no skip button, either.
Well, assuming I have your attention, I'd say it's time to get on to the next chapter!
