Today we went out as Abbie suggested.
We decided to go down to the Mysterious Wow cafe. There we met random people. We just had really weird conversation with them. Like what's you favourite poo colour? And stupid stuff like that!
Abbie asked me to go to her first counselling session tomorrow and because I love her I said yes obviously. I mean friendly love because that would just be crazy. I'm gay I think. Right or I could be bisexual, I have no clue about what sex I adore any more.
So we met this guy called Kieron but it turns out he is a lying, cheating, prick, who wants to suck my best friends dick. I mean by Jakes dick! So as Abbie and I love our Jake we told him to go suck himself off because no one wants his 2mm dick, which is probably a dildo. Kieron told us a story of him and is brother having sexual relationships but ill save that for another day.
He had a really nice sister who we may consider to join our group if she want because she can replace Lewis. She likes the Devil like us and is obviously a super awesome Harry Potter fan or we would never invite her. Even if she is like us you cant not like Harry. Her name is Abi, she is so death like! We all love her but we would never pressure anyone into doing anything.
We mad a song up earlier. The song:
Nathan has a ting dick
tiny dick
tiny dick
Nathan has a tiny dick
that looks like a vagina!
Kieron has a ting dick
tiny dick
tiny dick
Kieron has a tiny dick
that looks like a vagina!
I'm glad we have everyone back to normal. It has been a good laugh.
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Diary of Jacob
RandomJacobs diary, see what him and his friends do. Jacob is a single guy who loves someone (read to find out who). P.s this might get a bit dirty.
