Tampons |Narry|

Cussing is Fun

Harry gif because he's simply marvelous darling. Not edited, again.

Harry's P.O.V.

"I ain't got no type!"

"Bad bitches is the only thing that I like!" Zayn sang obnoxiously as I groaned.

No type was playing in the background as he moved his hips practically screaming the lyrics.

"No Zayn they're called females for a reason." I defended, your welcome ladies.  (A/N saw this on Twitter)

"Oh shut up Harry at least I like them which is more than I can say about you." I choked on my water Zayn having to pat my back.

"Wha-a?"

"I was joking, Jesus!" He laughed. "Almost died on me mate." Oh now I felt stupid.

The week was gone and school had been surprisingly easy. And now it was Sunday and I was curious about what Zayn was doing here because it usually meant he was with 'Naughty boy' on these days.

"So where's your pet?" I teased. That had been our joke because he always followed Zayn around like a shadow. Zayn blushed at my question.

"He's not my pet!" He defended,

"Mhmm but I bet you would like him to be." I wiggled my brows.

"Nah, I'd rather have you as my pet." As he grabbed me and slapped my bum multiple times. I squeak and smacked his hand away, "Zayn! Get away from me you filthy rat."

"And I bet you would."  I said as I shook my bum winking at Zayn and causing us to laugh.

"You're full of it Styles."

I shake my head as I leave the kitchen, suddenly remembering the need to clean my house because my mum was coming over soon. So with regret I went back into the kitchen and I could see Zayn smirk at me saying,

"Came back for more I see, just admit it you want my dick."

"Yeah I want it outta my house."

"Just be quiet and help me clean." I murmured.

"No." Zayn responded.

"Don't be an ass."

"Whatever."

"Dick." I said but Zayn was quick to reply.

"Dickhead!"

"Asshole!"

"Yeah yours!"

"Motherfucker!"

"Goddamnit!" I was about to say another cuss word but couldn't help but laugh.

"What?" Zayn asked, he ran out of cuss words.

"That's not a cuss word." I say,

"Fuck you!" He retorts.

"My cock!"

"Son of a bi-" I interrupted him giving him a dirty look.