Ask/Dare ClovertheTwistedCheshirePony and Paranoid Komaeda

The First Dare!

TrainingTheNightFury dared you to kill someone named jalen.
Komaeda:"WHOOOOO IS THIS......JALEN YOU SPEAK OF?"
TwistedClover:"I agree with it,darling"
*POOF* Jalen appears.
Jalen:"Where the fuck am I?"
Komaeda:"HIIIIIIIIIII so you must be JALEN!"
Jalen:"Yes my name is Jalen."
TwistedClover:"Don't mind that......thing,darling. It's just its way of saying hello,darling."
Jalen:"Breanna why are you grey,wearing highly sexual clothing,have green eyes,and a pony?"
*TwistedClover bursts out laughing*
TwistedClover:"Oh how adorable you are! Mistaking me for her! How adorable! *stops laughing* I like you. You're adorable. I like adorable things,darling." *slowly takes sexual steps towards Jalen*
Jalen:"I need an adult."
TwistedClover:"I am an adult,darling."
Komaeda *deranged smirks*:"DoEsN't RaPe cOunT aS MuRDeR Or KiLlInG sOmeOne!"
TwistedClover:"That is true,darling."
Jalen:"What?"
TwistedClover pounces on Jalen and rapes the life out of him.
Komaeda:"WhAt aRe wE gOinG tO Do wItH thE BoDY?"
TwistedClover crams Jalen in a trash can. Then wraps it in gift wrapping paper. Ties it up in a bow and mails it to the Future Foundation with From: ? on the card.
Komaeda:"YoU SeNt It To ThE FUTURE FOUNDATION?!"
TwistedClover:"Why of course,darling."
Komaeda:"Ok,but if they find out where we are I'm ditching you.GoT iT?
TwistedClover:"Same to you,darling."
Komaeda:"Ask and/or dare us some more!"