There once was a teacher that wanted to be an unicorn. His name is Mr. Dais. One day he put on a unicorn suit. He started hanging with other unicorns in a forest. He can talk to them mentally. He stayed with them so long he forgot that he was human.
All the way across the forest there was a duck. He was lonly. He knew about the Unicorns. He set off on a trek across the magical forest to see the unicorns.
One day the Unicorns and the Duck meet. The duck asked the Unicorns, "Do you want a duck?" He kept going down the line of unicorns until he came to the last one. It looked kinda funny. He asked it the same question, in perfect english. The unicorn answered, "Does it quack?" The duck answered, "Obveously!" The unicorn thought to the other unicorns, 'I wonder what it is like to impail a duck.' They urged him to try.
All of the sudden the duck swallows the unicorn. Luckly the Unicorn has a Mtn. Dew. He escapes the duck and all of the unicorns are mad. The duck runs away and the unicorns start impailing people.
Soon all of the people were dead. The island was sinking. The duck went under the Island and could live his full life.
The unicorn found the tallest tree on the island and fought off the rest of the unicorns and stayed on the tree.
The unicorn lived the extent of fis life with his lonsome and his Mtn. Dew. He died of greif when he drank the Mtn. Dew. Right before he died, he realised that he was a human and his name was Mr. Dais.
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RandomWhat happenes when Mr. Dias puts onto a unicorn costume????? So this is a story about a teacher from Saint Paul's school in lake mills Wisconsin. One of my friends told me it and I found it funny so I posted it here. Enjoy.