WARNING: The following is a work of fiction, these are scenarios that would happen if the Generation of Miracles had a chatting app. I do NOT own the characters or original story. I hope you enjoy reading.
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Me:
Guys introduce yourselves for the readers.
Murasakibara:
Eh? Do we get candy if we do?
Me:
Yes Murasakibara, you do get candy.
Kuroko:
Author-san you shouldn't lie.
Me:
Who said I was lying? *wink wink*
Kise:
EEHHHHHH???? So you're not lying, we do get candy? SWEET!!
Me:
Yea, sweet-like candy. See what I did there? I'm great you don't even understand how great I am.
Aomine:
Kise were you always this stupid?
Kagami:
Should you even be talking Ahomine?
Me:
Yay, you guys totally ignored me.
Aomine:
Shut up BAKAagmi.
Kagami:
Wow what a great comeback, I'm actually surprised.
Murasakibara:
Is that something to be happy about Author-san?
Me:
I was being sarcastic, like are you guys stupid. OH YEAH YOU GUYS ARE!! I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY DUMB FOR ASKING, HAHAHAHA.
Kagami:
Calm down.
Me:
I DON'T WANT TO BE CALM, JUST INTRODUCE YOURSELVES AND LEAVE, IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!!!!!!
Midorima:
She's correct, nanodayo.
Akashi:
I'm glad you understand Midorima. I will start, I am Akashi Seijuro, defying me is just like defying gravity.
Me:
Dude, stop you're not cool.
Akashi:
Did you say something Author-san?
Me:
'Did you say something Author-san?' "Hi I'm Akashi and I get whatever I want 'cause I have scissors and I use it to stab people also I'm a spoiled brat if you haven't noticed. Hahaha."
Akashi:
......
Akashi:
Where do you live Author-san?
Me:
Akashi, you're hot and all BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'LL TELL YOU WHERE I LIVE, I DON'T WANNA GET RAPED BY A CREEPY SADIST.
Akashi:
Is that a compliment I see? *smirks evilly*
Kagami:
Do you need some ice for that BURRRRNN?
Aomine:
GET REKKT, THAT TOO BY A GIRL!!
Akashi:
*takes out a sharpened scissor*
Me:
Oh yeah, you know when I said to introduce yourselves? Yeah.... I WAS BEING SERIOUS!!
Midorima:
I-I'm Midorima Shintarou, I am the only one in this group who has a brain.
Kise:
HEYY!! What's THAT supposed to mean? *pouts*
Me:
*towers over Kise while glaring*
Kise:
Uh, I'm Kise Ryouta the single hottest guy in the world-'cause I'm single and ready to mingle. OHHHH!
Me:
SHUT UP!
Kuroko:
I'm Kuroko Tetsuya, a shadow.
Kagami and Aomine:
And I'm his light.
Kagami:
HEYY DONT COPY ME YOU AHOMINE!!
Aomine:
I SHOULD BE SAYING THAT BAKAGAMI!!
Me:
*rubbing temples* INTRODUCE YOURSELVES?!!!
Aomine:
I'm the GREATEST basketball player and my name, well you probably already know it but it's Aomine Daiki.
Kise:
*claps excitedly*
Kagami:
I'M KAGAMI TAIGA AND IT'S TRUE THAT I BEAT AOMINE IN THE ZONE. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Murasakibara:
I'm Murasakibara Atsushi and I like food.
Me:
Okay that's everybody, let's call it a day.
Author-san has logged off.
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Generation of Idiuts
ЮморThis is Kuroko and his baller friends chatting via mystic messenger. Lol. Jk. Just read it to find out. Boi. See you in 2017 cuz I'm not updating till I actually don't have a life. Thank you for reading my description. (;
