Akashi:
I have found a dog at Rakuzan
Kuroko:
What does it look like Akashi-kun?
Me:
Your mom.
Akashi:
It is a white fluffy dog, it's kinda cute.
Me:
Guys I'm gonna screenshot this!!
Kise:
EHHHH?!?? Akashicchi thinks it's cute?
Me:
Yes Kise, that is what he said.
Midorima:
Do you have a fever Akashi?
Me:
I think he's BURRNNNING for you Midorima, 'cause he has a fever you know.
Midorima:
Tch, that wasn't funny.
Aomine:
Akashi has a fever? That's great now we don't have to worry about him stabbing us!!
Kagami:
He doesn't actually have a fever you idiot.
Akashi:
Aomine, should I come give you a special lesson?
Aomine:
A lesson? On what?
Me:
Your mom.
Aomine:
Akashi, you can make fun of me or Kuroko BUT YOU CANNOT MAKE FUN OF MY MOM.
Me:
Dude take a chill pill. I was just joking.
Murasakibara:
Eh? Author-san that's not very nice.
Kuroko:
I agree with Murasakibara-kun.
Me:
Shut up Kuroko.
Kagami:
Akashi if you think it's cute why not keep it yourself?
Akashi:
Because taking care of something is a nuisance.
Me:
So if I fell ill you wouldn't take care of me?
Akashi:
Of course not, I am the absolute. I have no time to spare on low class citizens.
Me:
So you wouldn't take care of Kuroko if he fell ill. What a loser you are, and you call yourself a man.
Kuroko:
Why am I in this conversation?
Akashi:
Of course I'd take care of Kuroko, I'm the one who discovered his talent and became his bae.
Aomine:
Yea... And then you replaced him with a new model. What's his name again? Maysumi?
Akashi:
His name's Mayuzumi. Get it right.
Me:
OHHHH!!! THE SHIP WILL SAIL, AKASHI + MAYUZUMI = AKAZUMI!!! YASSS OMGOSH YAASSSSS!!!
Akashi:
...........
Akashi:
How did that get so many likes?
Kise:
I'm sorry, I'm feeling ill. I'll leave.
Kise has logged off
Me:
OOOOHHHHH!!!! KISE IS TOTALLY JEALOUS OMGOSH THIS IS SO INTERESTING!!!!
Kuroko has logged off
Me:
Huh? Now why'd Kuroko log off?
Aomine has logged off
Kagami has logged off
Midorima:
You took the joke too far, Author-san.
Midorima has logged off
Akashi has logged off
Murasakibara has logged off
Me:
Wow, I see how it is!!
Author-san has logged off
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Generation of Idiuts
HumorThis is Kuroko and his baller friends chatting via mystic messenger. Lol. Jk. Just read it to find out. Boi. See you in 2017 cuz I'm not updating till I actually don't have a life. Thank you for reading my description. (;
