"Why?" Bobby moaned, clutching the telephone. His girlfriend had just said that he couldn't come to her birthday party. He was too fat.
"I KILL YOU!!" he yelled in a fake asian accent. Then he hung up.
My computer just died. Would you like to come to it's funeral? It's on Sunday!
"Weeeeeeeeeeeee."
"Pots and pans will brake my fans but air conditioners will never fail!"
"You suck!" said the computer then it died again.
"Would you like to drink from my pe pe cup?" I yelled at the strange man who was trying to abduct me.
"Yes yes yes boom boom!"
"Suck my toe!"
"Make me!"
Then we made some pasta. Then added peas and mushrooms and butter chicken.
"Why do you hate me." the worm cried, but the duck died before the worm could keep on complaining.
"Ahhhhhhh!" cried the computer, picking up a gun. Then he robbed a bank but before he could escape he died.
THE END!
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