Dining Table's POV
The sound of footsteps was nearing, oh no! they're coming.....oh shit no that sloppy kid and that old grumpy man, oh no hey they come.
Eren's POV___________________________ CHICKENY LITTLE
Was the table talking?
"Hey, table!!"
"Do not talk to me boy, I have lived much longer than you. i even died once, but i reincarnated into your dining table. And i must add that it was a really unlucky for me because of.........you." The dining table replied menacingly.
"Oh i'm so sorry for your loss......... but what's your name table?" Eren asked sarcastically.
".......Agus T D......" The table answered, obviously still not trusting the boy.
"And do you want to know why you always hit yourself against me?" The table questioned inquisitively.
"Yes. I do." Eren answered, feeling uneasy.
The table took in a deep breath and said,
"Eren, I am..........
YOUR FATHER"
Eren glared at the table and he fell onto the floor dramatically and whispered, "Why must you do this to me table-sama."
" Actually, nah. I am not your father." The table said after another dramatic pause.
Eren raised his head and squeaked out a 'no?'.
The table took in another deep breath and exhaled with a loud sigh.
"I am......................................................................
JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
Eren could only stare at table-sama incredulously. He then stood up, and glared at the table.
"Nah ah! BITCH YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!" Eren sassily added.
Eren took a glass cup and pointed it out to the table.
"He is the real JOOOOOOOOOOHNNHNNHNHNNHNHNHNNHNN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THIS CUP TOLD ME SO." Eren said as he placed his foot on the dining table.
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Meanwhile, at the door of the dining room.
Levi and his squad watched Eren with amusement but as soon as Eren placed his foot on the table. Levi's eye twitched and commanded," Incinerate that table right now, you can even burn it for all i care."
The End
Written by Neutral (After staying at a hotel for what seemed like three years)
Edited by Sea
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Fanfiction*DESCRIPTION* The story in the beginning is set in the past like the normal AU, but when Eren did not clean properly and Levi went to complain they were transported into the Fuanboem Era. In the Fuanboem Era the characters are acting, they suddenly...
