Love story <3

lol

once upon a time there was a fuckboy named AbnerPenicle who was a huge dickhole and he loved another boy named Jonathan Pubert. He loved him so much that he decided he wanted to marry him so he went and bought a 1,000 carrot ring(picture of ring above). After buying the ring he drove to Jonathan's house to find him fucking The Wet Noodle, his arch nemesis. Abner ran up to Jonathan and screamed "HOW COULD YOU D:<"The Wet Noodle was confused and asked what was going on. Jonathan stuttered, not knowing what to say. Abner couldn't take it anymore and threw the 3 pound wedding ring at him. Jonathan cried, not because he was sad but because the ring hit him in the face. Abner then ran outside and broke into Jonathan's car and drove it to the place they first met....McDonald's. When he got there he wondered why he didn't just drive his own car, but just shrugged it off. Suddenly a super hot guy came in and winked at Abner. He was confused as to why a guy as hot as him had even noticed him. The super hot guy walked over and said "hey babe" but before Abner could reply the hot guy was shoved onto the ground by a random dude. But it wasn't just any random dude it was Jonathan! The hot guy started crying and ran away. "Jonathan why did you do that!?" Abner asked. "Because he was in my way, I need to talk to you." Abner blushed, "about what?" Jonathan rolled his eyes and said, "you left your car at my house you fucking idiot. Oh and by the way i'm keeping the ring. Peace!" Jonathan left McDonald's leaving Abner in shock. Abner cried and cried until he died of dehydration.

The End

Nick Rivera is cool.