Herge and the revenge of Bethany

Herge Vs Gethany

Hannah had just been out killing random goats because George from the bakery had broken up with her. She was so angry. She wanted to kill goats. So she killed them and sacrificed them to herself.
It was at that moment that George Donnelly walked in.
"Hi." He said sexily.
"Hi." Hannah said angrily but seductively.
She had broken up with prince George a few days before George from the bakery broke up with her, so she was ready for another George.
She had always fantasised about licking his smooth, luscious cheeks. Hannah was in a competition with Bethany Brigg to try and date all the Georges, Bethany had given up the chance in year 9 for George D because he was such a pussy. What up with boys eh?
So back to reality which was George walking over to Hannah.
"You look nice." George complimented her, she was completely covered in goat blood and George had a secret fetish for that.
"I know." Hannah said to him with a wink. She put her middle finger up to him and did a 'come hither' motion with it.
George D's D was excited so he came over to her.
Hannah began to make out strongly with George and she rubbed goat blood all over him, he was so turned on. Hannah didn't care, she only wanted another George for her collection. But then... Just as George D's D was about to do its job... The one and only Bethany Brigg entered the room.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANNAH YOU STUPID FAGGOT JEW." Bethany pulled out a gun and shot at Hannah. But... BANG! It missed and hit one of the goat corpses. Bethany was so angry. She was the real George collector, why did Hannah have to steal her job?! Bethany got even angrier and in Yuno style pulled out an axe and ran at Hannah.
"GEORGEEEEEEEEY." She squealed and then slashed at Hannah, killing her instantly. She smiled creepily at George and he licked Hannah's blood off the axe. Gethany then made out, while Hannah watched from hell. Satan would get revenge...