Herge and the revenge of Bethany

Revenge of Satan

Hannah was so angry. She watched from hell as Bethany Brigg got the man of her dreams, well George D wasn't the man of her dreams, but she wanted him for now. After a session with Belial, Hannah decided that the plan was ready.
Be the giraffe pee was asleep so the plan was ready. 60000060000006 spiders were placed into her room as well as 6 clowns and tornado noises were played. Bethany woke up and screamed. She was so terrified that she had a heart attack and died. But then! George D came into the room and he flamethrowered all of the spiders and killed the clowns with a machete and as for the tornado sounds, he put on Bethany's favourite bands really loud : One D and Little Mix. Then he kissed her. She didn't wake up like in Snow White, so he kissed her again and poked her in the eye. She magically came back! Hannah watched angrily and went to spend some time with God to get rid of some of the anger.
Meanwhile, Gethany were trying to make a child. (Out of clay, don't be so vulgar this is PG-13)
A few miles away, Luke Irwin and the farquads were twerking their way to Bethany's house. They had been possessed to murder Bethany and even George, who Hannah no longer cared about because he was a traitor. After a few days they made it and a huge fight broke out. Bad memes were being thrown everywhere and Jack Bennett was head butting cows in a nearby field as he had gotten lost. Bethany was fighting baddassly and George was crying in the corner. Then suddenly the ghost of the dead Arnold Schwarzenegger gave him strength.
"Fight for your lady friend and put that cookie down."
George nodded and now he felt strong.
"Defeat these opponents or else...
I'll be back..." And then Arnold disappeared back to the realm of majestic.
He powered up and killed all of the farquads. Hannah had enough. With that Hannah appeared and murdered George Donnelly so hard that he died.
Then Bethany and Hannah began to make out.
Sammy walked in with anger on her face and then turned murderous, pulling out a P250.
But that's a story for another time.