Players :
Collin
Liam
King
Glimmer
Kayla
Adel
Me
Ashes
Noob#1
Noob#2
Noob#3
Starwolf(rebelbug or whatever her name was)
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"Ur goin downs starfuck" I say. "YEAH" Everyone screams. "Haha bitches!" She stays in her pod paused like a pussy. We all jump out and I'm not gonna say what weapons we got cuz there's like 30 ppl.(not rly) King uses his dagger to jump onto her pod and he tries to stick his sword up her vagina but she was paused. "PUSSY" I said. "King, Collin, and Kayla u stay here trying to kill her. We'll all go get food and stuff for deathmatch." Adel says. "K" we all say. We see all three noobs coming at us with their fists/daggers. Adel rapidly pulls her sword in and out of noob #1 stomach. Liam chopped noob #2s head off. Glimmer used her huge sword to stab noob#3s ass."XD" we all say. After getting a lot of food and weapons,(we each atleast had a bow and big sword) we decided to hang in the stone house. "I GOTTA TAKE A SH IT BRB" Liam says. He forgot to pause.... So he died of hunger.
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Meanwhile with King Collin and Kayla.
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"UGH SHES NOT DYINGGG" Kayla moaned. "Ikr" Collin said, eating an apple on the ground. "Cmon Collin ur not even helping" King says, still trying to stick his sword up starwolfs vagina. She finally unpaused and she died. "FINALLY" they all said. "Hey guys their at stone house." Let's go meet them."
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Meanwhile with everyone else...
Let's just say everyone died other than me and glimmer. "We're the only ones left XD" I say, looking at our friends dead bodies. "XD" Glim says. Then we see king, Collin, and Kayla coming. We see Kayla fall into a pit and die. "XDDDDD" I say laughing my ass off. "OMFG LMAO" glim said.
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"We finally killed her" Collin says. "And by we he means me and Kayla" King says. "XD" we all say.
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(16 seconds later XD)
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FIGHT!
I stick a arrow in glims head killing her. Then King stabbed me over and over again killing me. Then Collin shot King in the eye with an arrow.
Collin won.
