" Another move great, just great." I said to my caretaker, chef, chauffeur, bodyguard, absolute best friend and everything in between;James.
I would way prefer living by myself but my parents insisted on having someone to take care of me, I know it may seem like a lot of work for one guy but James handles it pretty well. At least I've never heard him complain so I guess its not all that hard. And I would rather have one James than about six other different people.
"How does all of that sarcasm fit into that little body of yours?" James questioned with a smirk.
James was 22,6'2 with dark brown hair greyish blue eyes. While I was 17, 5'3 with dirty blonde hair and piercing blue eyes.
"How can you smirk at a time like this?" I asked James while trying to help unload some boxes before he grabbed them from me.
"Because its a beautiful day the sun is shining and I'm getting paid extra each time we move because of the 'inconvenience'." James said as he effortlessly opened the door while holding three boxes.
James never let me do any work even though I was very much capable. I don't know if he thought I would die if I even broke a nail, though i might. Breaking nails hurt okay don't be so judgy.
"Why do you never let me do any work?" I asked James while trying once again to grab one of the many boxes before James grabbed it once again.
"Doing work is kinda my job, duhh."
"Oh whatever." I said walking into the two story house and sitting on the sofa. "James I want a lollipop."
"Green-apple or blue-raspberry." James said opening the box full of lollipops.
"Surprise me." I stated before James covered my eyes and handed me a lollipop. I licked it and immediately threw it across the room. "EWWW, JAMES WHAT WAS THAT?!" I said to James who was now dying with laughter.
"It was a popcorn flavored lollipop." He said trying to catch is composer.
"Are you serious?! Who even makes those?!" I practically shouted causing James To laugh even harder. He laughed to hard that he started to cough. "I hope you choke." I stated before James stared choking. "Haha how funny."I said before James fell to the ground holding his throat. "Holy crab-cakes, James!" I said running over to him.
"OH GOODNESS HE'S DEAD WHAT DO I DO! SHOULD I HIDE THE BODY OR CALL THE COPS. IS THIS LIKE A SNOW WHITE THING DO I HAVE TO GO FIND HIS TRUE LOVE?"
"Hails." I heard a small voice say.
"YES THE GHOST OF JAMES I'M SO SORRY THAT I KILLED YOU.."
"HAILS!" I heard the voice yell .
"JAMES! Oh thank goodness you're alive!"
"Were you really about to hide my body?" James asked in an amused tone.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures."
"But Snow White, really?"
"Like I said desperate times,desperate measures. Now can you finish unpacking the boxes so that we can get you some new clothes."
"Why?" James asked.
"Because you told me I have to much clothes and well if i don't shop soon in going implode."
"Explode."
"Explode!" I said dramatically falling onto the sofa.
"Fine we'll buy me some clothes."
"You're just saying that because you don't want me to explode." I said pouting.
"You're smarter than I thought kiddo." He said to me as I glared at him.
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"Can we stop shopping now?" James said leaning against a wall while I held up a red shirt to his muscular frame. "I think I have more than enough clothes now" James said holding up the 9 bags he was currently holding.
"We've only been her for 3 hours and maybe if you didn't whine about being here every five minutes we would be out of here by now." I said still looking through the racks.
"Okay were leaving now." James said picking me up and throwing me over his shoulder.
"Why do you always have to do this when we go shopping?" I questioned before grabbing his beanie and pulling out a lollipop.
"Why do you always make me carry lollipops?" he asked while I put the lollipop in my mouth.
"Touche." I stated putting his beanie on my head.
"Can you put me down now?"
"Do you promise that your not going to run off?"
"I promise." I said before James lowered me down.
I looked at James then turned around and bolted. I didn't even get four feet away before i was back onto James' shoulder.
"But you promised." He said walking out the mall.
"Yes but I'm a ninja and you should never trust a ninja." I said doing some weird type of karate.
"You do realize that you're getting weird looks right?"
"How dare they insult Sensai Haileysan? Who-ah." I said before my my knee connected to something hard.
"Crap, you just kneed me in the jaw."
"Oh my goodness are you okay?!"
"I've lived with you for the past 3 years I think I'm immune to any possible injury you happen to send my way." James said putting me down beside the car before unlocking it and opening my car door.
That is true I've broken his arm, his leg, his fingers, and his pinky toe.
"Well lets get home so we can put some ice on that plus we have school tomorrow."
"Why do I have to go to school I already went through that once why do I have to do it again." James said starting our 2015 Acura NSX. I always let James pick our cars since he would be driving them.
"Did you forget about the whole bodyguard part in your job description?" I asked squinting at James.
"Oh yeah that." I heard him whisper which earned a scoff from me.
"What I legitimately forgot."
"Did I ever doubt you?" I said turning to him.
"Touche" He said smirking.
"One day your face is going to stick like that."
"You mean one day my face will be 50 times more sexier than it is now? How terrible!"
"No mean one day your face is gonna stick like that and your gonna go to jail and your cell mate is gonna think that you're flirting with him then he's gonna butt rape you in your sleep."
"Once again touche." He said while i smiled to myself.
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AUTHORS NOTE
Okay guys thanks for reading! Next chapter we're gonna meet a very important Character. Hmm I wonder who it is?? Nah i don't cuz i already know but you can wonder if you want i don't care.
P.S you were very smart if you skipped this authors note lol
Till next time
~Minnie
