Ashton: WHO LEFT THE MILK ON THE COUNTER?
Ashton: IT GETS BAD IF YOU LEAVE IT OUT FOR TOO LONG
Michael: the person who texts after me did it *photo attachment*
Luke: it wasn't me
Calum: the person above is obviously lying and actually did it *photo attachment*
Luke: IT WASNT ME
Ashton: oh really? Well why does the milk have fruity pebbles in it?
Luke: sorry daddy
Ashton: what
Calum: daddy Luke's been bad
Ashton: stop
Michael: we've all been bad daddy
Luke: we need to be punished
Ashton: I am not a daddy
Michael: you're my daddy
Luke: we're waiting for our punishment
Ashton: where are you guys
Calum: the bedroom across from Luke's
Ashton: wait for me
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daddy ash is killing me :-)
Most of these will be sexual idk if you guys will like that and if you don't sorry
