Michael: heeeeyyyyv bebbbb
Calum: what the fuck do you want?
Michael: you
Calum: no
Michael: but bae, I luv you
Michael: I'm redy
Calum: I don't like u
Michael: ok
Michael: ERRYBODY SEY HAAAAYYY WE WANT SUM PU$$$$$AAAYY
Calum: Michael, you don't like vagina
Michael: ik but you don't want to get wit disss
Calum: you're drunk
Michael: no I'm Michael
Calum: ....
Michael: CALUM
Michael: HOW DO YOU FORGET MY FUCKING NAME
Calum: I didn't
Michael: ONE I GET HOM I GON HAV YOU FUCKING SCRAMING ET
Michael: GJT REDY BAE
Calum: you can't drunk drive cause you could kill someone or yourself and no I will not scream your name I remember it perfectly fine
Michael: nOIOO
Calum: goodbye
Michael: NooOOO
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drunk Michael aw
