Dear Diary,
I'm so happy that Grassblade bought me Jordans. I'm going to wear them every single day.
Also, Grassblade and I bought a house together. It's in the nugget hood but that's okay because staying with her is all that matters. I just have to be careful because everyone in the hood are probably going to try and steal my J's. But maybe Grassblade will be able to claw their eyes out.