Damit mum!

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Louis threw me on the bed, he started kissing up my neck until he got to my lips. He pressed his lips hard on mine. He then started taking of his clothes, until he was only in his boxers. I went down between his legs, about to rip off his boxers with my teeth. I -

" Wake up sweety, come on wake up."

Me: " DAMIT MUM! WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE!!!!"

Mum: " Okay, you can have five more minutes."

Me: " NO! IT'S TOO LATE NOW!!!" * starts crying *

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