OK, so this is just so i can slag off my mates. Their horrible to me! they always pick on me, even my brother Jesse is a little fuckin shit to me! so yeah anyways! lets find out what they do to me shall we??
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SO first off, LUIGI!
So, Luigi is his real name!
1. He forced me to eat Pizza. I FUCKING hate PIZZA! It's disgusting! he got Jesse (My brother) to hold me down on his dirty bed so he could force feed me loads of peperonni pizza! i spewed all over his carpet later then! HAAA the little shit didn't see that happening!
2. Hedrew a picture of a small penis on my new, yes NEW converse's! Litle shit
3. He made me sleep in his bed with him cos I'm afraid of his cat! His cat is massive and fat! Its black and ginger?!? WTF?? How can you have a black and ginger cat??
4. He locked me in the coat cupboard because I didn't want to watch a movie with him and Blake!
5. He didn't feed me all day! I was over his house and he said if I wanted food then I had to pet his cat! NEVER! EVER!
6. He said I smelt like strawberrys and made me shower in his house using his bottle of shower gel otherwise he'd set Casper on me, (CASPERS THE MUCKED UP CAT!) I smelt like a man for a week! dont worry i smell like passion fruit now! he wont let me buy anything to do with strawberrys XD
7. he said me and angie were weird cos we hate HARIBOS!
8. He farted next to me and blamed me for it! yup hes a pig!!
9. he gave me a shave down my left eyebrow! i liturally cried! [i never, cos i AWSOME!]
10. I slept over his house and he let his brother in at four in the morning, whilst im still asleep, they both throw a bucket of water on me!
11. I HATE HIM AND HE HATES ME! But we're in Love! [Not really but we kiss and stuff] aahhaa ;D
12. Whilst he was hugging me he gave me a wedige! IF YOU HAS EVER HAD A WEDGIE YOUR LIEING, YOU HAVENT HAD ONE UNLESS YOU'VE HAD ONE OF LUIGI'S
13. in year 8 he ripped up my art book when id stayed up all night doin the homework! [I know i was such a dork, now if anyone tried to stop me and my bed having a date id slit their throat!]
14. Jesse came home for the weekend and Luigi had came and slept in his bedroom the previous night so the room was a fuckin mess. But Luigi had blamed it on me so Jesse took away my iPod for the rest of the weekend! bitch
15. I WAS TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE WHEN HE GOT UP AND MADE POPCORN THEN HE CAME BACK WITH THE BIG BOWL AND TIPPED IT OVER MY HEAD! ALL POPCORN WAS IN MY HAIR AND DOWN MY TOP/BRA! I FUCKING BIT HIM, no seriously I did!
I wrote that number in CAPS cos Im badASS! yeah baby!!!!
16. I bought a new jumper and cos I used his straightners he grabbed my new jumper and a pair of scissors...the next is predictable! :'(
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YUP! SO YOU KNOW A BIT OF LUIGI! HE'S A CUNT!
HES HORRIBLE!
SO next chapter BLAKE!
(Hes my other best mate, and hes gay! i love him to bits! xx ILY BLAKE!)
