BLAKE!!!!!

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OK. SO NOW FOR BLAKE!

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1. Blake gave me chinese burns on my wrists when we were 5.

2. He keeps saying that my bro, Jesse is a sex god! URGH! DO I REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

3. He keeps licking my hands and ear! nasty! 

4. He sets Casper onto me all the time! 

5. One time, when it was snowing, he nicked my gloves so my fingers turned blue. 

6. He keeps throwing my Twister Ice Lollies on the floor, if he can't have one. 

7. He stole 47 quid [£] off of me. Well he borrowed it but he still hasn't payed it back.

8. I was watching Most Haunted, alone in the dark [Bad Idea, I Know!] and he snuck up behind me and scared me!

9. I bought us a bag of chips to share and he threw the FULL bag on the floor because he didn't have salt!

10. He bit my finger! When I was 11 and it BLED!

11. He jumps on me when i'm sleeping.

12. Me, Him, Luigi and Angie were out and he threw a stone at a car [It didn't smash anything, thank god!] and he blamed it on me!

13. He snapped my Green Day cd in half!

14. He can't cook food. 

15. On Hallowe'en he ate ALL of my candy!

16. He always eats my GUMMY BEARS, TWISTERS AND HARIBOS

17. We were going out to a park and he was pushing me on the swing and he tipped me off, he made me have a nose bleed!

18. he makes THE best Cocoa! So I can't have it if he's not here!

19. He threw my mobile at the wall and it smashed. 

20. he keeps going up to random strangers and saying I fancy them and that I'm gay [I'm not!] [[he goes up to GUYS!!]]

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OK SO THATS BLAKE! NEXT SILVER! 

YUP! SO SILVER YOUR NEXT BABE! LOL XD, I'M SO NICE! 

COMMENT IF YOU WANT, VOTE IF YOU LIKE, IF NOT THEN DON'T WORRY. I SHALL NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT STONE YOUR FAMILY!

NO LOL!!! IM SERIOUS! 

OR AM I??????? 

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 21, 2011 ⏰

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